I think I do. I don't follow football but I do follow gossip. Celebrity gossip. So Gisele
(Victoria Secret model, mother of one, wife of Tom Brady) has had her baby boy and The Patriots are totally not in the Superbowl. That is an in-depth of an analysis as you're going to get out of me.

BUT, with a little elbow nudging, my colleague Adam has graciously given me the "G2K" (good to know) guide about this year's big game on Sunday.

1. The teams that are playing in Super Bowl XLIV are called the Saints and the Colts.

2. The Colts are heavily favored because of Peyton Manning.

3. Peyton Manning is the quarter back of the Colts and is apparently "awesome", "really good" and "the best goddamn quarterback of all time". Also he was just named the NFL's MVP.

4. Sean Payton is the head coach for the Saints. He is so not a quarterback.

5. New Orleans Saints head coach Sean Payton has been quoted saying he is "confident his players can 'deal' with Peyton Manning in Sunday's Super Bowl".

6. So really this game thingy on Sunday is just a beef between two guys, Payton and Peyton. Cat fight!

7. I'm still not watching. But will eat the ceremonial football chili!

If you plan on watching, how are you going to show your love for Payton's team (The Saints) or Peyton's team (The Colts)? If you're at a loss, you should check out TundraGear's site they offer up NFL pins and hats of your favorite team. OR unfavorite, whatever you decide.